Happy Easter! He beat me to the basket and had chocolate for breakfast. #easterfail
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Happy Easter everybody!
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We took a wrong turn and ended up in the ghetto.
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We’re having a Derpy Easter this year.
"MURDER!" - this cat, probably
Somebody is going around my old hometown and pooping on playgrounds. How bad is the poop terror when you need to put up billboards to catch this guy?! #ypsipooper #theterroristshavewon
This mermaid hair has got to go 💇
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#tbt let’s revisit the fact that MY PARENTS ARE GOD DAMN SADISTS!
#tbt maybe that awesome faux hawk was the reason people always mistook me for a boy. That and my name is misleading.
#tbt I was not above stealing my little brother’s bottle so I could go pass out with all the class and grace of a homeless drunk. In corduroy overalls no less.
My brother is at Disney right now, the happiest place on Earth. This is the picture he sent me. I’m dying.
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#nationalsiblingday me and my little brother the curly headed fuck. Really loving the fancy dress I wore to sit on the counter top so I could eat peanut butter from the jar. #stayclassy
#tbt I didn’t have hair until I was five. Making me look like a little boy, and my name is Randi which really confused people. My parents are sadists.
👵 that white streak isn’t on purpose. I’m getting old or turning into Rogue from the x-men.
This is where I hoard things.